• Got 107% on the “hard” Spanish test LOOOL wheeee :D
• Did my playing test… sigh it was ok. Yeee no marching band! hehe
• Wau eating healthy is really hard :( I like cake.
• LOL so I’m turning my memoirs in tomorrow but my mom says she looked on Aeries and he already gave me an A LOOOL omg so funny hahaha
• OK so I don’t know if my goggle tan suddenly got worse over the weekend or something but people were commenting on it all day at school…
• Yuki: “Carolyn… your tan! Haha it’s so cute” omg what
• Decided to use Zinka in a feeble attempt to lessen my goggle tan. Had to explain 5 times what was on my face. Golda says it’s useless QQ
• Golda coached us for the first hour wau she hears everything
• OMG Winston the racist LOL it was so great ahaha
• Trent was in a fantastic mood today! Lulz jk sarcasm, he was hella pissy
• Brandon: “Yeah I’m stupid so I have to work hard and study for finals”
• Lecture about swimming, school, and time management.
• Got yelled at for not dolphin-kicking enough off the wall, scary :(
• Trent stopped/yelled at us for “not trying” on the last set. On the next sprint 50 he told us we did much better… I went the exact same time as before what
• Gah Annie still hasn’t replied, Winston might switch with me though :D
• Time to write memoirs. Which I already have a 97 on in Aeries LOL

Fat Carolyn is fat and needs to stop being fat. But seriously, I’ve gained so much weight since middle school and it’s not good. So instead of being productive and writing my memoirs, here’s my plan for a healthier lifestyle wheee :D

• Drink 1 glass of water before every meal, at least 8 cups per day!
• No eating during tutorial. Be productive or something omg
• Refuse offers of food from other people/no mooching.
• No eating between the end of school and swim practice. No.
• No nutella or chocolate or cookies or ice cream or candy or sugary granola bar thingies or bread or any unnecessary carbohydrates/processed food
• Do homework/other stuff upstairs instead of 10 ft away from the kitchen
• No eating after 7:00 PM. Just waterr
• No eating after brushing teeth -____- Silly Carolyn.
• No ordering other people to go do things/grab things for me heh
• Try 103% in swim practice (haha kind of random but oh well)
• Always do exercise while watching television!
• OH eat normal-people portioned meals instead of sumo-dinners.
• Did I already say no junk food oh yes of course but still NO JUNK FOOD

BREAKAGE OF RULES WILL RESULT IN NO GMAIL/TUMBLR/FB FOR THE DAY (in that order). Yay let’s see if I can last a week at least. I think what I really need are motivational posters or pictures or something… welp here goes :D

• Ate lots of food again omg noooooo
• LOL what did I even do today, I don’t know. What happened to productivity
• Went to aunt’s house again for housekeeping. Read camera manual
• Figured out how to use my camera :D Took stalker pictures of the house wheee
• Ate more of their red bean ice cream teehee. So gooood
• Weighed myself on the scale because ours at home is dysfunctional. Holy shiiiiit I’m even fatter than I thought I was Q___Q Why.
• Got a pair of >$2 flip-flops from Macy’s haha
• Moar cucumbers hehe. Cucumber juice running down my face
• Wow even after weighing myself I go around eating everything
• Taped the nutella jar. And the bag of white-chocolate chips herpderp
• Time to do all the homework I’ve put off this three-day weekend…